ACCOMPLISHMENTS
AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the
Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles
as the most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas
treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions
by any governor in American history
With the help of my brother, the governor
of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme
Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000
votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
office with a criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries
at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively
bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest
annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private
bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures
in a 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest
drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first
year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs
and that trend continues every month.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet
are the richest of any administration in U.S. history.
My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips by a U.S. President.
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder
for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor,
and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over
the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History,
Enron.
My political party used Enron private
jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with
the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron
and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.
More time and money was spent investigating the Monica
Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one
of th e biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided
over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused
to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry
was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline
prices in U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals
to my administration than any President in U.S. history.
I created the Department of Homeland
Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the
United States government.
I've broken more international treaties
than any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history
to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human
Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court
of Law.
I refused to allow inspector's access
to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have
refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history
to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the
2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest numbers
of press conferences of any President since the advent
of television.
I set the all-time record for most days
on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the
entire month of August, I presided over the worst security
failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy ever for
the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less
than a year later made theU.S. the most hated country
in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world
history.
I have set the all-time record for most
people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
protests against any person in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history
to order an unprovo ked, pre-emptive attack and the military
occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the
will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens
and the world community.
I have cut health care benefits for
war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active
duty troops and their families in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I
lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed
the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history
to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency
as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear
"Tactical Bunker Buster,"a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge
to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
